pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain

(Source: popiscle, via helyon)

cockfabric:

when ya straight friend won’t let you suck his dick image

(via jewbail)

methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

image

(via guy)

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this
orgashmeak:

monkeysaysficus:

bornite:

Still want to play this.

I am both terrified, and intrigued

this sounds fucking cool
8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(Source: yagamiyuu, via hotboyproblems)

"I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them."

- Uma Thurman (via dissapolnted)

(Source: feellng, via celsisus)

hotboysofficial:

lady gets mugged by motorcyclist while driving

image

(via joshpeck)

987

nhude:

do u ever just remember someone who you were friends with and ur just all like ‘wow I miss you a lot’

(via nhude)

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via guy)

mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

(via stability)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via happiest)